My name is Dustin Myers.  I am a student at Lanier Tech in Oakwood.  I am also a professional idea creator.

 

  Lawyers can give you legal advice.  You can get a sun tan.  You can get mental help from a psycaitrist.  A plumber will fix that toilet that has seen too much chinese food.  All of these things save you time.  For instance, you could be your own legal advisor- if you spent years in law school.  You could probaly fix your own toilet if you spent the week fiddling with it. 

 

But what about ideas, problem management, critical thinking.  If you had more time to think about each of the problems you pay a professional to do, would you still need to pay a professional?  If you had an unlimited time to think about how to write a will, you could figure out all the legal in's and out's without a lawyer- correct?

 

But, you don't have all that much time to think, do you?  At least, not every thing you want to think about. So you pay a professional, someone like a lawyer who is an expert at thinking about legal stuff.

 

What if I thought about a problem for you?  That's what I do.  I am Dustin Myers and I am a professional thinker. Each specially handcraftded thought is delivered to you in a personallized professional quality presentation-neatly typed and foldered, maybe even with charts and graphs.  Each idea is filled with pertinant quotes to back up and illustrate my unique and hopefully unbiased (except towards your own benifit) idea.

 

This only costs one dollar.  I believe an idea is worth one dollar, even a useless one that is well thought out.  Because you will know not to pursue that idea and it will give you a prevailing perspective over your problem, and it's damned better than a lottery ticket.

 

So, that is all I ask.  One dollar up front.  You can be damn sure it is worth every penny.

 

I believe a good idea is worth at least 5 dollars.  So all I ask is that if you enjoy my presentation and it gives in what your opinion is valuable and pertinate to your problem in the effect that it gives it immedient leverage, than you, at your special dicresion, will pay me four more dollars.

 

You see, I am planning on operating my business on a special honar system.  I believe this system will work because a good idea to you will always be worth far more than the handsome price I feel I have achieved for it.

 

For example:  If I generate a problem analysis for a business, and by some marical they make one million dollars more a year as a direct result of my problem analysis, then I won't be expecting to get 50% of the settlement money (like a lawyer).  I will expect to get a resonable price for my reasonable time.  Since anyone idea can hit on gold, I might of worked on this businesses idea dilegently for 5 hours, like with a number of other ideas I have worked on.  So if a business just pays me, at its own niceness and dicresion (no more money is really owed) 2,500 dollars for making them 1 million dollars, that will still be a great price to me, since it means I will have made 500 dollars an hour.   I don't make money unless you make money.